Eager and excited for the holiday season, I decided to put a new, updated spin on an old hockey classic. Some lines remain the same, others are fresh. Enjoy!
On the first day of hockey Dan Bylsma gave to me the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the second day of hockey Kerry Fraser gave to me two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the third day of hockey Esposito dealt to me three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the fourth day of hockey Souray gave to me four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the fifth day of hockey Gary Bettman gave to me five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the sixth day of hockey Evgeni gave to me six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the seventh day of hockey Don Cherry gave to me seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the eighth day of hockey the league gave to me eight games suspended, seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the ninth day of hockey Brodeur gave to me nine shutout wins, eight games suspended, seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the tenth day of hockey John Tortorella gave to me ten temper tantrums, nine shutout wins, eight games suspended, seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the eleventh day of hockey Vesa gave to me eleven goals unanswered, ten temper tantrums, nine shutout wins, eight games suspended, seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
On the twelfth day of hockey Ovechkin gave to me twelve toothless grins, eleven goals unanswered, ten temper tantrums, nine shutout wins, eight games suspended, seven silky suits, six super setups, five Stanley cups, four blazing bullets, three draft picks, two minor minutes and the chance to play with Sidney Crosby.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hockey!!!
